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Sep 5th, 2003 2:37 am - Pacific Time Journal
Out of context. . .

Heres a great out of context quote for y'all

Quote:
Get back on the bed you 'ho

Putting that into context would take all the fun out of it, so I'll leave it at that.  Though I will say it was directed at me while hanging out with a female coworker.  Funness =)

[edit]
And for further clarification its an "out-of-context" quote hence when it was said it wasn't meant to mean what it sounds like now when said alone, geeez you ppl!  =P


Updated September 08th, '03 11:55am ( 2 ) Comments

Jul 22nd, 2003 1:56 am - Pacific Time Journal
Dear Journal

Dear Journal,

   Today was full of ill import.  Witness this grim anecdote:

   I was washing dishes at work, the girl next to me splashed the water accidently and it got on my cheek.
   Me - You got me on the cheek!!
   Her - Aww, the waters kissing you
   Me - Well, it is rather sexy dishwater
   *later, water splashes up and girl sputters cause it got in her mouth*
   Me - WHAT!!  The waters kissing you now?  And on the lips no less!
   Her - Yep, its cheating on you
   Me - *slumps posture and sighs*  You know your love life is bad when inanimate objects start cheating on you.

   Alas journal but you are witness to this milestone to mine loserdom.  Later the dishwater tried to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, but I just shook it out.  I wouldn't listen to that soapy sirens song.  Hopefully my heart shall mend, but it has done irevocable damage to mine self esteeem (I'm starting to suspect something between the irish spring in the shower and my housemates).

*le-sigh*

Until next time dear journal,
    X

Updated July 22nd, '03 12:58pm ( 0 ) Comments

Dec 28th, 2002 9:58 pm - Pacific Time Journal
I AM A SOCK!




Which Random thing are YOU?
     http://people.cornell.edu/pages/anb2/quiz


Updated December 29th, '02 8:01am ( 0 ) Comments

Oct 27th, 2002 10:50 am - Pacific Time Journal
Parties and Headaches

You know what shouldn't be allowed?  Waking up the morning after a party with NO ALCOHOL involved and having a splitting headache =(

Updated October 27th, '02 9:52pm ( 0 ) Comments

Oct 15th, 2002 3:00 pm - Pacific Time Journal
CHOCOLATE!!

Oh bliss, oh bliss, oh blissfully bliss!!

There is a churro stand in Disneys California Adventure Park in Fliks Fun Fair (just opened this month) that sells. . .*drumroll*  CHOCOLATE CHURROS!!  *drools gratuitously*

Can there be anything more blissfully then this?  Save for nacho cheese combined with anything else?  Ah the sheer rapturnous of chocolate and cheese.  Mine pulse quickens this very second a'the thought.  

*curses under his breath since his friends have explicitely forbidden him from marrying chocolate, or cheese*  Such a cruel life.

Updated October 16th, '02 2:06am ( 0 ) Comments

Sep 4th, 2002 12:29 am - Pacific Time Journal
Children, put on your thinking caps!

Heh, remember back in early gradeschool when your teacher would say "put on your thinking caps" and everyone would mime putting on a thinking cap?  Well I always put mine on backwards, hehe. I'm so witty.  

Nobody ever noticed though.

Updated September 04th, '02 11:34pm ( 0 ) Comments

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