Terms of Agreement
Use of LoveRocksCafe.com (hereafter referred to as the site) and the services contained herein constitutes agreement to these terms.
You agree that you are responsible for everything conducted through your Account.
You agree not to threaten, embarrass, harass, or otherwise cause distress or discomfort upon another user, or nonuser of this site;
You agree not to submit via any of our services content may be considered harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, hateful, racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;
You agree not to "flood" (cause any screen on Chat to "scroll" faster than other users are able to type to it or any action to a similar disruptive effect);
You agree not to act in a manner that negatively affects other participants on the site;
You agree not to intentionally or unintentionally violate any applicable local, state, national or international law, including but not limited to any regulations having the force of law while using or accessing this site or in connection with your use of this site in any manner;
You agree not to post or transmit any unsolicited advertising, promotional materials, or any other forms of solicitation on this site.
You agree that you are responsible for bearing the risk of viewing any user submitted content.
You agree that you understand that this site may, at it's sole discretion, choose to enforce any of the rules listed herein or choose not to do so.
You agree that you will not upload or transmit any Content to this site that infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights ("Rights") of any party. By submitting Content to this site, you automatically grant - or warrant that the owner of such Content has expressly granted this site the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display such Content (in whole or part) worldwide and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed for the full term of any Rights that may exist in such Content.
DA CHEESE CLAUSE:
The site administrator, "TheCosmicCheese", reserves the right to "not make any sense whatsoever". This explicit declaration in no way supercedes or revokes the implicit rights of other administrators and/or users to "not make any sense whatsoever".
DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES:
YOU EXPRESSLY AGREE THAT USE OF THIS SITE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THIS SITE SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE TO YOU FOR ANY CONTENT FOUND ON THIS SITE. THIS SITE EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NONINFRINGEMENT. THIS SITE MAKES NO WARRANTY THAT THIS SITE WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS, OR THAT THIS SITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR FREE; NOR DOES THIS SITE MAKE ANY WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE OR AS TO THE ACCURACY OR RELIABILITY OF ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED THROUGH THIS SITE. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM THIS SITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN.
YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT ANY CONTENT DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THIS SITE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGES TO YOUR COMPUTER SYSTEM OR LOSS OF DATA THAT RESULTS IN THE DOWNLOAD OF SUCH CONTENT.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY:
TO THE FULL EXTENT PERMISSIBLE UNDER THE APPLICABLE LAW, THIS SITE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THIS SITE OR FOR COST OF PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS AND SERVICES OR RESULTING FROM ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED OR MESSAGES RECEIVED OR TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH THIS SITE OR RESULTING FROM UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO OR ALTERATION OF PROFITS, USE, DATA, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE PROPERTIES, EVEN IF THIS SITE HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
This Agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of California, excluding its conflict of law provisions, and you agree to submit to the personal jurisdiction of the courts of the state of California for any cause or action arising out of this Agreement. In the event that any portion of this Agreement is deemed by a court to be invalid, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
DER PANTER CLAWS:
The site administrator, "GoldenPanther", reserves the right to devour any woodland creatures and other rodents that may utilize the site. This declaration is only valid if said creatures are labeled "non-sentient" by a certified psychologist or, if such a psychologist cannot be found, a certifiable nut. In the case of non-sentient usage of the site by rodents named "Pinky", "GoldenPanther" reserves the right to not devour said rodent.
WHAT TO DO:
If you witness, in a public forum, activities that violate this Agreement or the rules then in effect, please e-mail the offending person's identification and cut and paste the relevant content into an email to firstname.lastname@example.org . This site cannot guarantee that any action will be taken as a result of your e-mail. Please refer to this Agreement from time to time for any updates this site may make to this Agreement and to the site rules.